Blowjob's--You have to ladies. There is no other way to put it. With mass media inundating our honey's with every form of outrageous sex known to man, we have to at least arm ourselves with what is now considered one of the chief tenements of the ABC's and 123's of sex.
I know some of you all are saying: 'My man would never ask me to do that!' Well, that's probably true. I'm sure he is Mr. Wonderful. It's probably also true that he is slithering off to the computer late at night looking at porno's of other women giving other guy's blowjob's while furiously beating off under the desk...all the while wishing it were you.
In case you didn't know, there is probably nothing better to a man than the feel of your mouth sliding up and down his cock. Something about the sight of a woman bent over, ass wriggling, hands straddling his thighs and saliva dripping down his balls, brings out the beast in man.
True Story:
I was at a club/bar in Raleigh, North Carolina with a girlfriend of mine, when the most gorgeous man I had ever seen in my life sidles up beside me and takes it upon himself to order me another of the mixed drinks I was sadly too broke to order another one of. He was tall, broad shouldered and yummy from his head down to his toes. While he was incredibly good-looking, I thought this guy had some nerve 'assuming the sale' and after he bought my drink I briefly--very briefly--thought about blowing him off, after I received my drink, of course. He was good though. So good and so charming that we ended up chatting for the better part of an hour. I left my girlfriend behind--she understood!--and we took the rest of our conversation to the 24 hour IHOP. There I learned that he was quite literally a catch: he was studying to be a biochemical engineer at Duke University, had a brother who was a pro-baseball player and parent's who owned their own architectural firm! I thought I was dreaming! Anyway, the conversation somehow turned to racier topics and we began talking about sex. The guy boldly proclaimed that he loved to eat pussy. From the way he was talking, he was practically a pussy connoisseur. At this point I was fairly panting for it. There is only so much a girl can take! However, I made a deadly mistake: I played the coy 'good girl' routine a little too well. 'I don't give blowjob's.' I exclaimed haughtily. A bold faced lie. But the words had slipped out before I could stop them. Afterall, no girl wants to look like a whore to such an amazing guy. The Guy--the Dream Guy--grew silent and thoughtful for the rest of our little date. Before I knew it, he was looking at his watch and breezily mentioning something about the time and how tired he was. Suddenly we were outside the restaurant and I had to practically stuff my number in has palm as he was jumping in his sleek Audi A4, leaving me behind in a cloud of dust.
The End
Don't make my mistake ladies. Let's free ourselves sexually and please our men in the process.
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